The
Magickal Business Academy
For the witch who has the gift, the calling, a few paying clients, and is ready to make consistent $5k months.
I Get It…
You started a business almost by accident. Someone paid you for a reading, a session, or a project, and now you're technically a business owner. Congratulations! Nobody handed you the manual.
You dream about your business at night and wake up with no idea where to go next. You've got fourteen ideas, six browser tabs, and a Notes app full of voice memos that you swear make sense.
You know your craft cold. Ask you about a Scorpio moon and you'll talk for an hour. Ask you about pricing and suddenly you need to refill your water.
Your messaging is "I help people heal and also stuff." You know what you do. You just can't say it in a way that makes a stranger want to pay you for it.
Every business question is a different rabbit hole. Do I need an LLC? Which social platform? What's a quarterly tax? Do I need insurance? Why does everyone online tell me something different?
Selling feels like begging. So you don't do it. You post a thing, hope someone notices, and then go back to considering downloading another Canva template hoping it helps the struggle.
You've heard two kinds of advice. One says to trust the universe and wait. The other says to ignore your intuition and hustle. Neither has paid your rent.
You don't need another manifestation practice or prosperity spell. You also don't need a bro-y business bootcamp that says you have to post 10 times a day and run 8 miles every morning to be successful. You need a roadmap of how to build the exact business foundations that will get you to $5k months with someone who does both: spirit and strategy.
Imagine This…
You can say what you do and who it's for in one sentence, can have a sales conversation without apologizing, sweating, or discounting yourself mid-sentence, and people reply "wait, I need that."
You’re making $5,000/month or more for your magickal gifts.
You get to be in your magick and in your genius, not in your excel sheets or trying to make a post go viral.
You get to go on vacation when you want, enjoy time with your kids when they’re in town, and you don’t have to worry about your business making money while you’re away.
Your business finally feels aligned with your spirit and it makes great money.
You get to finally run your business full-time, instead of trying to juggle it with your 9-5.
The Result?
A real business that makes real money, built around how you actually work, so you can stop winging it and start growing it.
How It Works
The MBA is a 6-month group program. Each month has one focus, one ritual, and one clear goal.
You get self-study lessons you can do on your own schedule, live group coaching where we workshop your real business, and a monthly ritual that connects the strategy to your magick. We also build your Energy Profile™ into every module, so you're creating from your natural energy style, Human Design, and strengths, not following a one-size-fits-all plan.
Month 1: Create Your Signature Offer
Create an offer that practically sells itself & you start booking clients right away.
Your Focus: Who you serve, what you solve, and how to say it in plain English (with a little spice and a lot of magick) so that you can make $5k months selling your magickal services.
Your Offer Basics: What you're actually selling and how to package it.
Ritual: The Business Initiation - Stepping into who you are as a business owner with Reiki infused visualizations and a group card reading.
Month 2: Social Media and Networking
Be findable without losing your mind.
Content That Sounds Like You: A simple, sustainable plan built around your Energy Profile™, that works no matter what the algorithm says.
Networking: Collaborations, referrals, and connections that grow your business that’s also introvert-friendly!
Ritual: Visibility Ritual - Face a fear around being more visible in our safe group setting. We’ll light the flame of creativity and make sure you feel safe when it’s time to step into the spotlight, even when you’re just sending an email that feels a little scary.
Month 3: Sales
Where the magick meets the money.
Sales Without the Ick: A process you can use without feeling slimy or pushy.
Cosmic & Lunar Timing: When to launch, when to rest, and when to stay away from a retrograde launch.
Ritual: Meet Your Business Guides - A journey to meet your business guides, start learning from them what your business energetically needs, and learn how to call them in when you’re needing spiritual guidance.
Month 4: Business Basics
The unsexy foundation that keeps you in business.
Pricing and Money: What to charge, where the money goes, and how to stop undercharging.
Taxes and Bookkeeping: The basics, so tax season isn't a jump scare.
Ritual: Money Manifestation Ritual - We’ll make a money bowl together & clear out outdated money stories you’ve probably been carrying since childhood.
Month 5: The Legal Stuff
Boring, essential, and way less scary than you think.
Business Structure and Contracts: The legal basics every practitioner should know. I’m not a lawyer, but I have my go-to legal resources and an easy-peasy platform to introduce you to that makes it a breeze to send contracts, releases, and more.
Protecting Yourself and Your Clients: Policies, boundaries, and the paperwork that backs them up.
Ritual: Protection Spell - My signature energy-healing ritual to identify and clear the patterns behind leaky boundaries, so you can stop over-giving, protect your energy, and run your business without everyone else’s needs draining you.
Month 6: Put It All Together
One plan, one year, ready to run.
Your Business Roadmap: Everything you've built, stitched into a plan for the next 12 months.
Ritual: Closing Gratitude and Abundance Ritual - Close out the 6-month experience with abundance and gratitude for continued momentum even after the program is complete. We’re building empires here and the energetics will keep you going!
What's Included
Weekly group coaching calls to workshop your real business with me and the other witches in the room.
Self-study lessons for each module, so you can learn on your schedule and revisit anything you need.
A monthly ritual that ties each month's strategy to the craft.
Library of resources, templates, and done-with-you workbooks to help you every step of the way.
Your personal Energy Profile™ Reading, which we use through the program, so your plan fits how you actually work.
Community space on Skool for continuous communication and community.
This is for you if:
You’re ready to crack the code and start making consistent $5k months.
You're new to business, newly official, or making less than $100,000/year.
You've got the gift but not the foundations.
You want a structure that respects your intuition.
This is not for you if:
You’re looking for done-for-you services.
You don’t like magick or aren’t “woo.”
You're already making consistent income and need to scale, delegate, or build a team. That's a different container, and I'd love to tell you about it! Check out Million Dollar Magick.
Investment
Founding Price: $2,000, or 6 monthly payments of $334
This is the founding price for the first cohort of the Magickal Business Academy. Price increases on December 16, 2026.
After that, the MBA moves to its regular price: $3,500 or 6 monthly payments of $584.
Meet Your Guide
Hi, I’m Megan!
I’m the Business Oracle, a Reiki Master & actual witch with an MBA.
After 15+ years running businesses, consulting for Fortune 500 companies, and earning my MBA in Women in Leadership, I know the reality:
You didn’t build your business to feel constantly exhausted, resentful, or like you’re running on fumes.
These days, I’m the “biz mama” behind the scenes of some of the richest witches in the industry - folks you know, follow, and love hire me to be their behind-the-scenes strategist and mentor.
I combine traditional business strategy (about 80% of my work) with energy management tools like Human Design, Reiki, and astrology to help you build a business that works with your natural rhythms and creativity instead of against them.
No bro-business energy here, witch! I’m here to make sure you embody the truth that you don’t have to choose between profit and spiritual alignment.